We work with a lot of freelance writers in the travel business. Often they seek to distinguish themselves via an alternative title.

Laurel Rose Milburn offers “11 Titles Other than ‘Freelance Writer’ that Are Sure to Impress,” published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:

• Creative Syntactical Engineer
• Punctuation Team Lead
• Chief Sentence Officer
• Operational Writing Commander
• Word Count Investigator
• Contributing Scribble Supervisor
• Director of Alphabet Design and Structure
• Temp-to-Full-Time Prompt Correspondent
• Keyboard Finger Dancer and Linguistic Choreographer
• Professional Blank Page Repairperson